You lookin at me?

My post title can be used for two things

the first is the actual title

that I've given my bird painting

that I've finished at long last.

 Well, look at that face, doesn't

it just say "You lookin' at me?".

The second title is a little more scary

as I think that it'll be me saying that 

after thursday next week.

Why??

Well, I've finally done something that's 

either very dumb or rather clever,

that is to be determined

(keeping in mind that I'm blonde).

I've ordered a pair of graduated glasses

cos I'm fed up with wearing two pairs

and yes that is at once.

If I need to see something more than three feet away

 I need my long distance glasses

but to see anything close up I need my reading glasses

and many a time I have both pairs balanced precariously

upon my nose.

So it's graduated glasses for me.

Now I'm going to call them layered glasses

because I only went to grade 12 

(high school to non Aussie countries)

and I'm blowed if I'll put some stuck up glasses

onto my nose that think they are better than me

and "graduated" college.

So layered it is, just like my paintings

layer upon layer of goop

and ink

and paint

you get the picture.

When I went to order my glasses they kept on

saying, you'll adjust to them easily,

just follow your nose.

Now that is a scary thing in itself,

imagine following your nose everywhere.

If my nose is a bit bent at the end

I could find myself spinning around in endless circles

just like a dog with it's tail.

Or I could be permanently cross eyed

trying to focus on my nose and nothing else.

Argh, the mind boggles.

What have I done??

At least I was a little clever,

I've finished all of my paintings for

an upcoming show.

They just need sealing now

I should have at least three coats on the boat

before the dreaded layered eyes arrive

and I've drawn up and started another canvas.

Now I just have to hope that my nose

leads me into the studio

and not into the wall.

Mind you, that could knock some sense into me.

Linking up to PPF.